Get Yourself A TALUS Today!

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Tired of crying when cutting your onions? Get yourself a TALUS! He is our newest Clock who can do about anything, like prepping your dinner. What’s it gonna take to get you to buy today?

Disclaimer: For optimum performance and safety, please do not have him do the actual cooking. Those instructions are given at your own risk.